Ruminations on the Tabloids in the Grocery Check-Out
June 1st, 2009 by Blythe
OBAMA’S GAY LOVER TELLS ALL: Apparently this is what happens when we get a president with some dress sense.
ASHLEY TISDALE GOES BRUNETTE: Who is Ashley Tisdale? And that looks like her natural color to me.
MELISSA JOAN HART SHOWS OFF HER BIKINI BODY: Isn’t she a witch? Shouldn’t she have magicked a bikini body long ago?
INSIDE JON AND KATE’S MILLION-DOLLAR DIVORCE: I’m waiting for their hairstylist to get her own reality show. Or to be sued for the bad publicity resulting from Kate’s hairdo and Jon’s plugs.
Oh, how I love thee, my dear friend Blythe! You make me smile.
Kind of unrelated, but I saw a piece on Kate + 8 on vacation while at the gym yesterday. Kate has quite a cute body.Which, leads me to believe she probably has a trainer, and we’ll probably find out that she’s having an affair with him very soon. Once she dumps the bodyguard.
Hahah! Funny post. The one about Obama was pretty awesome.