Well, my degree in film production did me as much good in this pool as it is doing me in real life, which is to say, not a great deal.

Since you called me out on it, Blythe, I will comment on Once: my good wife and true and I started it, and made it through about fifteen minutes before the scene of the dude singing (or rather shrieking) by himself in the middle of the street before we gave up on it.

I’ve lost touch with my inner film snob. Give me lots of car chases and Jim Carrey in everything.

Maybe for next year’s contest, I’ll donate a gift certificate to our favorite drive-thru restaurant (ask Blythe or Mel, or anyone else we went to high school with).

Yes, I’ll be back for next year’s contest, and know this: I will drink your milkshake!

God, how embarrassing is my position on the “Winners’ Circle”? Haha.