Excerpts from my Sent Mail

Lionel Richie is in town, so that’s what I’m working with here.

I hear she is expanding her evil empire.

I will not be compensating you for pain and suffering due to injuries sustained during my Kool-Aid purchase. Please wear your safety helmet next time.

No! Please intrude!

It’s like an episode of the X-Files where all the alien abductees are drawn, zombie-like, to an abandoned bridge so they can re-board the mother ship.

3 Responses to “Excerpts from my Sent Mail”


  1. Abigail

    Blythe – I’m jumping on the blog bandwagon (the blogwagon?). Come visit me:

    http://beeblogs.typepad.com/missbeegail/

  2. EuroTrippen

    “I hear she is expanding her evil empire.”

    If this is in reference to Martha Stewart, I’m never moving back to america… she scares me!!

  3. Emily

    Hi Blythe -
    Left a message under the Movie Star post, but wanted to make sure you got my message, so…

    Not sure what your email address is, mine is emily.vietor@web.de – How long have you been in Germany? I chuckled to read, in some of your past blog entries about Germany, about the german obsession with Strumpfhosen and burgundy hair dye – isn’t it bizarre how that last one has just kept on going?

    I have yet to meet or befriend any american expats in Germany (sometimes I wonder where they all are), so email me! I’d love to compare notes.