Sunburn
Calm down, everyone. Though Jeff’s parents were in town earlier this month, I can confirm for you that my father-in-law is not a nudist. This must have been someone else’s father-in-law:
Naked U.S. tourist shocks German city
BERLIN (Reuters) – A naked American tourist raised eyebrows when he went for a walk through a German city and told police he thought this was acceptable behavior in Germany.
“We have been having unusually hot weather here lately but, all the same, we can’t have this,” a spokesman for police in the southern city of Nuremberg said on Tuesday. “The man said he thought walking around naked was tolerated in Germany.”
Those of you who were planning a visit for later in the summer, consider yourselves warned.


Ahahah! Didn’t the guy notice that no one else was walking around naked? LOL!