This one is rated R
February 4th, 2006 by Blythe
My friend gave her grandma a massage pad for her chair as a Christmas gift. She received this email the other day:
HI, I’M LEARNING THUS MACHINE WHUCH YOUR DAD GAVE ME (HE GOT NEW COMPUTORS FOR THE OFFICE). CAN/T SEEM TO TYPE SMALL LETTERS!!!! OH WELL I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THE VIBRATOR THAT YOU GAVE ME. I PUT IT ON THE CHAIR THAT I’M SITIING ON RIGHT NOW, .
LOVE IT. I’M HAVING A HECK OF A TIME TYPING THIS LETTER——–ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. —– LOVE GRANDMA.